Friends, English is not the point.  Yes, that’s right, you just read that, you heard it sub-vocalized in your head, and now it is there repeatedly being affirmed to you: I am telling you that language is not the point.  People often think it’s the point; they think that somehow […]

Hello everyone, how’s everything going? Today’s piece is a little different, because I’m asking you to actually just pause and wake up for a bit.  Ready?  Please learn how to write.  I am saying this right now not because you don’t know how to put words down on paper. In […]

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We all know the person—and maybe you are him, her, or any permutation of individuals—who is guilty of this unfortunate yet understandable sin: Jargon.  Here is an example of that sin. “After the mellifluous exultance of the 24-hour cycle, their soporific condition led them to a state of imperturbable somnolence.” […]